Peter & Jayne Smith Pick 'N' Mix 2021

Peter & Jayne Smith Pick 'N' Mix 2021

collection boasts random-sized, hand-varnished prints with a bang-on-trend frame (I was told to use this phrase to show I’m down with the kids). Feast your eyes on our ‘Titty Tart’, avoid a workout with ‘Gin Not Gym’ and sip a sly one with ‘Crafty B*stard’ before standing erect to celebrate ‘Land Of Hop And Glory’ and getting down-and-dirty to ‘Let’s Get Ready To Stumble’. Signed by yours truly, it’s our biggest release to date. There are a million ways to hang them: in lines, not in lines, on their own, not on their own…the possibilities are endless. So prepare to curate your own collection, bang nails into walls, impress neighbours and take up the fine art of Impossimal wallscaping. It’s like manscaping, but less squealy and hairy.

Well-hung? Now you can decide with our delayed 15-years- of-the-Impossimals Pick ‘N’ Mix collection, which skilfully avoided its 2020 release in what can only be described as a mother forker of a year. We’ve always been asked for collections that will squeeze into the smallest gaps, fit the most awkward of walls, and can be taken down quickly to avoid friends mocking your choice of art. So this is it: the one you may have been waiting for (or dreading, depending on your point of view). It’s the Impossimals laid bare: a series of 15 limited edition tableaus – one for each year – depicting humorous gluttony and debauchery on an unprecedented scale. This debacle of a

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15 Limited Editions Up Way Down Way Side Way

Long Way Any Way Is Your Way

Let ’ s Get Ready To Stumble

Sip Me Baby One More Time

Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 21¾” x 21” Edition of 295 £325

Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 15½” x 26” Edition of 295 £285

Silly Forkers Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 18½” x 30” Edition of 295 £385

Sexy Tart

Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 17” x 25” Edition of 295 £295

Crafty B * stard

Land of Hop and Glory

Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 21¾” x 21” Edition of 295 £325

Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 24” x 24” Edition of 295 £395

Gin Not Gym Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 21½” x 26” Edition of 295 £385

Titty Tart

Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 21¾” x 21” Edition of 295 £325

Whip it, Whip It Real Good Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 23½” x 18” Edition of 295 £295

Feeling Fruity Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 19” x 21” Edition of 295 £285

Fancy Pants

Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 18” x 19½” Edition of 295 £250

Horny Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 191” x 19” Edition of 295 £285

Fondle My Juicy Pear Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 22” x 21½” Edition of 295 £335

Greedy Mother Forker Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 20” x 25” Edition of 295 £360

Fancy Forker

Canvas on Board with Hand Varnish Framed Size 21½” x 26” Edition of 295 £385

TOP TIPS FOR

1. Cats are great for reaching high places and being judgemental. Ask them for advice when tackling a tricky hanging wall 2. If your art is worth more than £1 million, it’s probably best to use more than one nail 3. Create modern art for any blank spaces at a fraction of the cost by sellotaping household objects there and applying a typed label below with a silly name and date, e.g. Mr Nobbler, 1976 4. Art tells a story – hang pieces together that tell your story. For example, if you’ve ever found a large banana, gotten hideously drunk and then walked around in pants made of French Fancies, then we have three pieces that will suit you perfectly!

Pick 'n' Mix Collection of 15 Editions £4,500

The images contained within this literature are an artistic representation of the collection. To best experience our art, we recommend you contact your local gallery to arrange a viewing. © Washington Green 2021. The content of this brochure is subject to copyright and no part can be reproduced without prior permission.