Peter & Jayne Smith | Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls

Peter & Jayne Smith | Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls

A REBELLIOUS IMPOSSIMAL COLLECTION

“There are only two types of people in the world: those who love coffee, and everyone else.” O. F. Histits, Again, UK THINGS I LIKE ABOUT COFFEE IT’S HOT, SMELLS GREAT! KEEPS ME AWAKE, CHEERS ME UP. Do stupid things faster

THINGS I LIKE BEFORE COFFEE NOTHING SO BACK OFF.

DO STUPID THINGS FASTER Limited edition of 295 | Hand Varnished Canvas on Board Image size 24” x 18” | Framed size 31” x 25” | Framed £495

MAD CATTER

GUIDE TO HAPPINESS 1) Get a cat. 2) Get a second cat, you and your cat will be happier. 3) Pretend you have enough cats. 4) Get a third cat. 5) Try convincing yourself you have enough. 6) Buy another cat, it was always going to happen anyway. 7) Repeat steps five and six until you feel happy, full or crazy.

MAD CATTER Limited edition of 295 | Hand Varnished Canvas on Board Image size 20” x 20” | Framed size 27” x 27” | Framed £475

BARKING MAD

DOG TO DO LIST 1) Let dog out. 2) Let dog in.

3) Feed dog. 4) Sit down. 5) Repeat.

LIST OF PEOPLE I LIKE My dogs. All dogs.

BARKING MAD Limited edition of 295 | Hand Varnished Canvas on Board Image size 18”x 24” | Framed size 25” x 31” | Framed £495

FREE GIFT!

Cut out and keep this commemorative golden paper disc that may be worth a fortune in years to come!

n.b. Do not attempt to play, it may result in

nose bleeds and loss of hearing.

PAniC ROOM

Dear Diet, Things just aren’t going to work between us. It’s not me, it’s you. You’re tasteless, boring and I can’t stop cheating on you. It’s over.

PANIC ROOM Limited edition of 295 | Hand Varnished Canvas on Board Image size 15” x 28” | Framed size 22” x 35” | Framed £495

I LOVE YOU S ’ MORE

You are the marshmallow to my stick As sweet as the finest chocolate to lick If I could hold you at the end of time My heart would only beam and shine Growing so big and full of awe Because as you know I love you s’more.

I LOVE YOU S’MORE Limited edition of 295 | Hand Varnished Canvas on Board Image size 20” x 20” | Framed size 27” x 27” | Framed £475

SWEAR BOX

Swear box, swear box on the wall, who is the sweariest of them all? A word for every day of the year from ‘bottom’ to a filthy word meaning rear. Plenty of words for you to find, from curses to words that might send you blind, the rudest are hidden away from view, but don’t look for a word beginning with poo. How many can you see? Jot them down here and doodle on our photos below to create a filthy page in this brochure. Post your creation on social media for our delight you filthy animal.

SWEAR BOX Limited edition of 295 | Hand Varnished Canvas on Board Image size 20” x 20” | Framed size 27” x 27” | Framed £475

CRAP AUTOGRAPHS

No images or content to be used without permission. Brochure design Peter & Jayne Smith 2020. Impossimals® TM & © 2020 All Rights Reserved The images contained within this literature are an artistic representation of the collection. To best experience our art, we recommend you contact your local gallery to arrange a viewing. © Washington Green 2020. The content of this brochure is subject to copyright and no part can be reproduced without prior permission.