Brauns Law - April 2022

Brauns Law - April 2022

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7 Best Pranks by US Food Brands THE LAND OF THE FREE — AND WEIRD FOOD-RELATED PRANKS!

I’ve heard my fair share of weird April Fools’ pranks, but now that I’ve looked into it, I can’t deny it: Food brands take it to a whole new level. And listen, I love to cook. I’m not afraid to try something new and really challenge the flavors that I know are tried and true. But there’s something off-putting about strange pranks pulled by America’s favorite food brands — and it makes me not even tempted to try them.

(Okay, a sourdough Whopper might be something I could get behind!)

most iconic offerings. For 2021’s April Fools’ Day, Heinz announced “Smoup” (smoothie plus soup), a drink that combines their popular tomato soup and Innocent’s strawberry banana smoothie. Given that Campbell’s Tomato Soup Cake recipe was trending during the pandemic, this prank tricked a surprising number of people. Lip Balm by Pringles You know the odd tingling sensation on your lips from eating sea salt and vinegar chips? Don’t you wish that you could experience that discomfort on a daily basis? If you said yes, then we’re afraid you’ll have to rely on the old-fashioned method. Pringles Tingles by Pringles, a lip balm flavored like Pringles’ Sea Salt and Vinegar chips, was announced in April 2021 but didn’t make it into the real world. Cereal Mac & Cheese by Banza Known for their protein-filled chickpea pasta, Banza could’ve made another name for itself as the first brand to introduce cereal-flavored mac and cheese! Thankfully, they didn’t — and the colorful image of rainbow cereal in a bowl of mac and cheese didn’t entice me to wish otherwise. I hope you enjoyed (and only cringed a little) while learning about these great pranks. Let me know if I missed any classics in my list! -David Brauns

Guacamole Toothpaste by Chosen Foods You may recognize Chosen Foods if you shop for avocado products. They produce a variety of guacamoles, salsas, oils, dressings, mayos, and more. But on April 1, 2021, they tweeted about a new addition to their lineup: guacamole toothpaste. The announcement says that their guacamole paste is “guaranteed to brighten your smile, enlighten your taste buds and freshen your breath with aromatic #savory flavors.” No thanks! Cauliflower Bunnies by Green Giant and Peeps Would two giant food brands collaborate just to pull off a prank? Apparently, yes! Green Giant and Peeps decided to team up and announce cauliflower-flavored Peeps. Believe it or not, some people were hopeful about cauliflower Peeps being real! Unfortunately, in the fictional world where these actually exist, these Peeps would be flavored cauliflower instead of made with them. That means you’d still be eating the same amount of carbs (6.5 grams) per marshmallow chicken with all the savory flavor of cauliflower. ‘Smoup’ by Heinz There are few American food brands more iconic than Heinz, but thankfully, this April Fools’ product is no runner-up in their

What about you?

‘Creamy’ Skin Care by Kraft In 2021, Kraft Food announced a brand- new, cheese-inspired skin care line with an unforgettable motto: “Discover your skin’s natural, creamy complexion.” The line, named V by Velveeta, has its own website for customers to “be added to the product waitlist.” The website, however, reveals it’s a prank, calling the line the “hottest skin care line to never drop.” Sourdough Campaign by Burger King Creating a sourdough starter was all the rage during the pandemic, so it made sense that big fast-food chains like Burger King would want to get in on the action. To do so, Burger King put out an ad campaign that announced a new menu full of sourdough sandwiches, including sourdough Hershey Pies and Mini Shakes. They even changed their Twitter bio to “puttin’ everything on sourdough since 2021,” even though it was all a prank.

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6 WAYS TO DRINK MORE WATER WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT Raise a Glass — Or Several

Ice is your friend. Each time you pour a drink or make a smoothie, use lots of ice! Your taste buds will hardly notice the difference, and you’ll still have lots of flavor while boosting your hydration.

Staying hydrated is one of the pillars of healthy living. In fact, according to the Mayo Clinic, women should drink 11.5 cups (92 ounces) of water a day, and men should drink 15.5 cups (124 ounces) a day. But, if we’re being honest, water can be pretty boring

to drink — there are things we’d rather be drinking, and busy schedules make it difficult. Here are some ways to work more water into your daily routine to promote optimal health. Begin and end your day with water. Make it a routine to drink a large glass of water upon waking up and before going to bed. “Bookending” your day like this ensures that your body is hydrated for both the day and night ahead. Drink a cup of water with each cup of coffee. Many of us are used to drinking more than one cup of coffee throughout the day. If you drink a glass of water with each cup of coffee, you’re sure to stay hydrated. Keep in mind that while coffee is a liquid and contains water, it’s not very thirst-quenching.

Drink a full glass with medicines.

Many of us get in the habit of only taking a large sip of water with pills. However, whether you take a supplement, medication, or vitamin, wash it down with a full glass of water. Carry around a large water bottle. Taking your water with you in a large bottle reminds you to keep sipping wherever you go. Every chance you get, fill it up. The bottomless water bottle is a perfect way to work more water into your day. As a bonus, you can use a measured bottle to see how much you’ve actually drank throughout the day! Infuse your water. Try giving your H2O an extra kick. Add berries, lemon, lime, or mint to your water to give it some flavor and help make it more enticing to drink!

Water is important for a healthy body and mind, so follow these tips and stay hydrated!

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DRIVE BETTER

Avoid Distracted Driving This April

• Auto Text: Download an app that will send a text message to those who message you while you are driving, if you fear leaving your loved ones in a lurch. • Educate Your Children: From an early age, children should be taught that driving is an important task. Modeling this behavior for your children, in addition to teaching them about distracted driving, can reduce the likelihood that they will drive distracted. • Prep at Home: Eat your breakfast at home or pack it for work. Put on your makeup at your house or try going without. Plan your route, leave early, or choose a playlist or long podcast to listen to. By preparing for your ride prior to getting in the car, you can limit distractions. Distracted driving can derail your life. If you know someone who needs legal support after being involved in a collision with a distracted driver, please call Brauns Law at 404-418-8244.

actually increased, causing speculation about how many recent deaths can be attributed to those not paying attention. Other victims of distracted driving incidents sustain irreparable damage and injury as a result. A Big Misconception The National Safety Council reports that 20% of surveyed teenagers believe texting and driving does not impact their ability to pay attention to the road. About 30% of those ages 21–34 reported the same findings. While we may believe that we are paying attention, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), sending just one text and driving at 55 mph “is like driving the length of a football field with your eyes closed.” Time to Stop • Put It Away: Place your cellphone in your glove compartment or stash it in the backseat. This will limit the temptation to look at it.

From Earth Day to Cancer Control Month, April is a great time to examine the ways we can improve our habits to help others. Among the many great causes celebrated in April, Distracted Driving Awareness Month has the potential to save many lives.

In the spirit of improving ourselves, heed these warnings and apply these tips.

Distracted Driving Kills We know distracted driving is dangerous, but do you know it causes numerous deaths? End Distracted Driving reports that 3,142 people were killed in distracted driving incidents in the U.S. in 2019. Traffic fatalities in 2020

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HEALTHIER, LIGHTER DEVILED EGGS

Ingredients • 6 large eggs

Directions 1. In a large pot, add eggs and cover with water. Put on high heat, and then boil eggs for 10 minutes. 2. Once boiled, peel eggs by gently tapping and removing the shell. (Adding the eggs to an ice bath after boiling can make this task easier.) 3. Cut eggs lengthwise and place yolks into a medium mixing bowl. Set egg white halves open side up on a plate. 4. In a bowl, combine yolks, yogurt, mustard, lemon juice, and hot sauce (if desired) until smooth. 5. Transfer the yolk mixture into the egg white halves. Garnish with paprika and chives if desired. • 3 tbsp Greek yogurt • 1 tsp Dijon mustard • 1 tsp lemon juice • Optional: Hot sauce, to taste • Optional: Paprika and chives, chopped, for garnish

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American Food Brands Pull Some of the Best Pranks

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How to Drink More Water

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Drive Distracted No More!

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Welcome Spring With Open Arms

4 WAYS TO HARVEST POSITIVE VIBES IN SPRING GET SPRUNG

Enjoy more hours of daylight. Spring brings more hours of sunlight and warming temperatures that can give you more time to enjoy your morning cup of coffee outside. You can take an early stroll around the block, get in a workout outdoors, or just enjoy the fresh air. Also, many areas observe daylight saving time, which extends sunlight into the evening, so no matter how you choose to spend your extra daylight, make it an adventure. Welcome spring-cleaning. It isn’t called spring-cleaning for nothing! Decluttering, dusting, reorganizing, and tidying up feels great! It’s empowering and refreshing. There is something special about creating more space in your living space that gets the positivity flowing.

Have you ever noticed that springtime just feels lighter and brighter? That’s because, believe it or not, the seasons affect us. When spring rolls around, the energy shifts, and it’s up to us to maximize those positive vibes. Let’s examine how we can make the most of spring and inject some color and vibrancy into our lives again after a long winter. Rely on color. Colors have the ability to elicit certain emotions and feelings. Tropical tones and pastels are everywhere in spring — the clear sky, grass, and flowers — so allow them to fill your space and take them with you as constant reminders to smile. If you’re up for it, wear some new colors to brighten up your wardrobe, and don’t forget to take in a sunset when you’re able!

Eat fresh, colorful foods. During spring, many delicious fruits and vegetables come into season. Berries, oranges, apples, carrots, avocados, cherries, spinach, and kale are all at their peak. Your local farmers market is a great place to get the freshest produce to fuel your body! Spring is a time for new beginnings and positivity. Make the most of this spring season by welcoming a fresh abundance of love and life.

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