CANNAPAGES Nov/Dec 2021 Edition - Phoenix/Tucson/Flagstaff

CANNAPAGES Nov/Dec 2021 Edition - Phoenix/Tucson/Flagstaff

Dispatches from the Highlands

News from CannaTown NOV-DEC 2021

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HOLIDAYSPUSHEDBACKABOUT2MONTHS LACKOF GOODS, NATIONAL INTEREST, SINK ANNUAL FESTIVITIES "People just aren't really into

JimJams SupplyChain Lost Port Keys, Page 8 Local and national teams have dis- patched to the area near Cannafor- nia's biggest port to search. See Lost Port Keys .....................Page 8 Dudeflation Coming Broconomy, Page 10 A sudden upturn in dude supply has triggered the start of dudeflation, a possible threat to the broconomy. See Broconomy.............. ..........Page 10 EmployerMandatesTests Drug Tests, Page 11 A major local employer will require positive drug tests going forward. See Drug Tests ..........................Page 11 "Yes Virginia" Letter Traditional, Page 15 Deals InYour Area! Medical Specials, Pg 18 Local Maps, Pg 19

Fezertz's Truedatyo Here Social Media, Page 12 Stiggy Fezertz has launched a compet- itor to Twitter that looks suspiciously like Twitter with a new logo. See Social Media... ...................Page 12 50 Years of Teaser Album Notes, Page 16 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 16 Essential Muffins CousinDRecipe, Page 17 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 17

********* A holiday scene sits vacant as friends and family choose to post- pone things this year 'til the vibe is a little better - full story pg B17 thewholepresents andcaroling thing this year. Evenwithbud."

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Cannatown News

SupplyChainTotallyShutDownDueToJim As a backlog of cargo ships in Cannafornia’s southern port reached a historic high this week, the supply chain crisis overwhelming the country’s busiest port complex turns out to be the fault of Jim, assistant manager and last man with the keys to the container yard. Jim is, and has been, scouring his home and tracing his steps for any sign of the facility keychain that he reportedly lost roughly a month ago, on the walk home from work while smaking a caviar blunt. It was the only key to the port. OnThursday more than 420 cargo ships were still waiting to unload shit-tons of containers outside the port in Los Ganjales. The backlog continues to sit idle in the water, expecting to create a holiday bottleneck that will likely prevent all sorts of goods from hash to toothpaste, from entering the country even until next summer. The entire infrastructure and failure, are on Jim. “We even had a copy of the key, which he lost at the laundromat just a couple days prior to the incident,” said freight manager State and national leaders have pledged to expand the search for the keys, mounting chains of arm-locked volunteers, scouring the sidewalks and byways between the port’s employee lounge, and Jim’s house fifteen blocks away. Locksmiths have been called in, however, most of those specializing in non-electrical retrofit sys- tems are unable to leave their nursing homes for extended periods of time. Jim has also ransacked his house 15 times to no avail. “These issues affect everyone all the way from the person on the boat to the buyer at the end. This affects anyone who wants to smake their explosive Phnom Penh, or get new hand-crafted mountain vapes, or use basic stuff like food and undies and designer presswood furniture,” said Pete Budder, transportation secretary. “Fudge Jim. I’m just saying what’s on everyone’s minds. I’m sure he’s a nice person, but you know, fudge him.” OTHER HEADLINES Peace treaty disrupted by sudden, unrelenting flatulence Unknown diplomat sinks progress, iced clams blamed pg 150 Facebook changes name to ShittyOldFartShtick pg 157 Billionaires in space now national epidemic pg 166 NFT's: World's starving ask "WTF?" pg 171 **Brought to you by Stinky Shady Creek Nursing Home** “Where the smell of the creek keeps you alive.” Rhoda Miles. “I told them he would lose it again.” “He’s lost every key he’s ever held,” she added.

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Libra - The leaf-blower bong was a nice weekend novelty, but you shouldn't have brought it along to ski. Scorpio - Nobody’s cried so much when they hurled before, but then, nobody’s eaten a party-sized Oreos that fast before. Sagittarius - The lady watching you at the gym isn't admiring your squats. She's consid- ering calling you an ambulance. Capricorn - You’re not sure what "gimmicky charisma" your grandmother is talking about, but she sure holds it against you. Aquarius - As the zombie lunges to sink its jaws into your shoulder, you’ll realize it’s only an trenchcoat hanging on a mopstick. Pisces - As you snap out of your daze, you'll understand that this one joint is the only thing keeping you from yelling at everyone like Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop .

CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - The first date would've gone well, if your allergy to bird-watching hadn't kicked in. Taurus - It’s cold outside, but then, it’s cold inside too. Because you spent the utility bill money on a satchel and it was totally worth it. Gemini - Your landlord wasn't happy when you brought a cow in the house, so you prob- ably shouldn't tell him it's stuck in the attic. Cancer - It was a night to remember at the opera. Nobody could figure out how you got on stage, much less, into that tiny leotard. Leo - Eyes off your phone and pay more atten- tion to life! Specifically, it's your turn to puff puff pass, and you're holding up the circle. Virgo - The gravity in here is terrible, you'll think, before tumbling head-first into the trampoline with half-roasted blunt in hand.

What Came to Pass News in Brief

90% of Kush in Kushington held by 10% Kushington, the lavish suburb north of Can- natown, is well-known for its vast gardens of dank kush, particularly the banana kush variety. But a new think tank study reveals that roughly 90% of crops are actually owned by only 10% of the local population. "This inequality of stash will continue until nothing is left for the lowest cadets. A revolution, or, anarchy, is around the corner," warns the article, published by the Council of Unem- ployed PhD's. The situation has created what some call a "Banana Kush Republic," despite relativey democratic society. "The main prob- lem is that a certain half of the electorate votes for people who actually sign a contract not to raise cannabis taxes on the rich, so this situa- tion is not likely to change anytime soon," the report concludes. "Also, the general populace is so stoned all the time, the rich influence can happen in broad daylight and nobody cares."

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Two stoned lads and a librarian unveil plans to put D&D funland on the moon............ E2 You might just be surprised by how poorly your deodorant works............................... F6 Opinion: Where can I register to accept free cannabis?.................................................. G13 Sister's boyfriend sends high five............ H1

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DUDEFLATION REPORTEDLY THREATENS BROCONOMY

National dudeflation remains higher than anyone ever anticipated going into the holi- day season. Cool dudeflation rose .420% in November, adjusted for seasonal swings but far worse than previous months, the Bureau of Boring Statistics reportedThursday. Rising prices on hats and VR’s contributed to at least half of the increase, while prices for

great for Trolleys, and it’s happening even though demand for bell-incessant, slow-mov- ing, open-air travel is recovering from the worst of the pandemic, and largely, a century of irrelevance. So it goes. "How did we get started on Trolleys?" asked Lott. "Oh yes, we were talking about our grandfathers. Sorry for the tangent."

mancave furnish- ings and subscrip- tion shaving kits

also climbed. And an index

that tracks new nuggersh prices roses 4.20% over the quarter, mak- ing the biggest jump since the middle ages. The increase in hover- board costs, and earbuds, is also worrying, says economist Carol Lott. “People paid extra for inflatable hot tubs last year,”

she wrote in a note. “To help, the government gradually phases in nuggersh in- creases over time. But it’s about to become a huge freakin’ source of dudeflation right here onMain Street.” Stripping out live rosin and micro-fiber underwear costs--both which tend to be more volatile--prices rose 4.20% over the same period, the same rate as in September. But not everything in Cannatown got more expensive. Trolley tickets, for example, keep getting cheaper. The price index for fares dropped 75% over the last year. That’s not

On a cold Friday, a Dude leaves the patisserie with his baguettes, which have gone up 4.20%

With the explosion of dudes and dude-re- lated stuff, perhaps due to generational shift, today's broconomy is in a greater peril than it's ever been, and many wonder how long it will sustain under the pressure. "Soon we'll reach a tipping point as far as dudes go," said Lott. "We might fix labor shortages and growing expenses for materials -- but when it comes down to it, the bro- conomy depends on dudes bein' dudes."

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Cannatown News

Major Cannatown Employer Requires Positive Drug Test ToWork

With the downturn of the economy looming on Cannatown, one of its oldest and biggest employers, Two-Star Manufacturing, has announced they will begin testing for Delta-9 THC in employment screening as it seeks to expand operations at a time when applicants are in short supply. But the company says it’s

the only surefire way to know if a staff member will be able to handle the full spectrum of terpy, dank nuggersh. “Only science can confirm that an em- ployee actually does consume THC, such that we can place them appropriately by level of tolerance,” said spokesperson Eluva Sweetskunk, who reiterated that measures go into effect next month, pending a rigorous adjunct review by the janitorial staff. Although considered controversial, Two- Star policy has long-maintained that levels of THC-use, measured via screening, are meant to ensure employees are matched with the salary--paid in cannabis and cannabis-de- rived goods--at an adequate market-potency value. In the early 2000’s, such matching fell by the wayside--but now Two-Star is com- mitting to a zero-tolerance policy. Essen- tially, any applicants, or employees, with zero tolerance, will be fired immediately. “There’s no way in hell we’re paying someone around here in shwag or brick,” Sweetskunk said. “It’s just company policy. Specifically, section 4.2.0.” For years, the industry’s trend of low-grade “ditchweed-positions” led to “terrible crafts- manship” and, as far as Two-Star workplace accidents go, an era of “near-daily amputa- tions and traumatizing spectacles.”

Those grimy dime-sacks are a thing of the past now. However, some prospective em- ployees, wary of the new policy, are report- edly spooked. “I’ve only been smokin’ mid- dies and a couple tops to hold me lately,” one offered anonymously. “But I don’t want them thinkin’ I’m just middie-level-material.” Another, applying for an executive level position, was suddenly worried about his prospects. “I’m really looking for a high- potency sativa long-term--That’s why I’m honestly wondering about having a buddy do the test for me,” he admitted, nervously run- ning his finger under a luxury Snucci-brand hemp necklace. Elsewhere, cash-strapped recruiters have been forced to forego testing, instead us- ing rudimentary forms of screening, such as “fast-tracking anyone who applies or interviews in their pajamas,” as a stop-gap solution, according to staffing manager Joan Zenferhash of Cannatown Wizzorks! job agency. “Interviewers are becoming quite keen on details like bits of pizza in the beard, smeared lip-stick on the forehead, even the stench of week-old cheese wontons,” she said. “It’s not as exact as a drug-test--but in this hiring famine, we’re learning to rely on common sense.”

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Cannatown News Stiggy Fezertz Launches Own Version of Twitter: Truedatyo Former captain of the city horseshoe team, Stiggy Fezertz, says he is staging his own version of Twitter, called "Truedatyo." The website's launch would make it only the 1,562,432,390th such alternate version of the social media giant, whose followers now outnumber the global population. Even prior to formally opening for users, blazed cadets looking for cat photos at 3am managed to find the site, sign up as Stiggy Fezertz and a slew of other former team captains, and openly mock Fezertz on his own profile. Not to be outdone, Fezertz promptly set his com- puter ablaze, then bludgeoned it apart with hatchets. While it fixed the problem at home, he would later find every other device was able to access the publicly-viewable insults, and has since gone into hiding. Meanwhile, developers point out that Truedatyo appears to be the actual Twitter platform--website, mobile application, even, matching propri- etary code library, except with the Truedatyo logo printed in red, white and blue. "Only half of the icons have been replaced," said web en- gineer Sinez Larson. "It's clear, when you see the little bird thing all over the place, this is New Bomb-Sniffing Dogs in Town Sniff Out Bomb Reefer If you've encountered dog walkers struggling to keep their grasps on incessantly-barking dogs, followed by small gangs of what appear to be detectives and investigative journal- ists furtively writing and photographing as they dive down alleys, then you've likely been witness to the new bomb-sniffing canine unit currently training in town. New security funds have allowed for the prioritization of such extra measures. "Basically these dogs can smell 'da bomb' alot more clearly than the rest of us," says trainer Christ Shrofe. "They have a knack for uncovering the dankest, bombest weed in the vicinity, somethingmost other animals

Fezertz attempts to show off the totally original Truedatyo

literally Twitter. Like, they illegally copied it. Maybe even copy-pasted it." Although the launch was a brief hit with in- vestors, some wonder how the business will survive, but some point out that the model itself will force evolution. "Most likely, as with Fezertz' other ventures, his next move is probably to sue Twitter for trademark in- fringement," speculated Cannatown Univer- sity Finance Professor Brenda Morey. "Litiga- tion is the new model. Not rebranding." Fezertz' office responded to inquiries with a type-written letter stating: "We are not sure what the problem is, since Mr. Fezertz was so influential in the original invention of social media, and we have the tippity-top, bestiest best social media in the whole worldy-world."

can't do, with the exception of Wes who works in the mail room." The city is com- mitting to a 1-year program to sniff out, identify, propo- gate and roast any and all bomb strains growing in

city gardens and common areas. "This is ambi- tious," Shrofe says, "but dogs like Cocoa here can smell skunky kind bud up to a mile away."

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Opinion

I Didn't Even Know Pyromancer Was a Job by Hugh Jollydab

What’s up dudemankind? I’ve been pretty much losing all my extra money on crypto these days, so I asked my bud, who’s making bank, like, how does he know when it’s best to buy? And you know what he told me? That he goes to a pyromancer ! Now that I think about it, he was probably joking, but get this: It’s real. It turns out, you can just, like, tell the future by lighting shit on fire. Not only that, but it’s my new job! That's right, today is my first day as a pyromancer. Wish me luck! Can you believe it? I didn’t even know pyromancer was a job . Online I found this forum that was like, people saying they’d totally go to a pyromancer, but there weren’t any in the area, and I was thinking, are you kidding? There’s serious money to be made here! Just one problem, like, what’s a pyro- mancer? So I did a bunch of research, read a bunch of websites and got certified. And then I scraped together all the change I could find in my apartment to get a double-line, 1-week classified ad in the local newspaper. Success, here I come! What? Not familiar? If you’re new to divination I totally get ya. Yea, pyromancy. Turns out, it’s a thing, and not only that but like, so are auras and crystals and all that. Have you heard of that kind of stuff? ‘Cause it’s a lot to repeat, and I was only like, half- listening to the girl at the head shop. Lotta information! But then, like, another dude I cheefed with down by the river said, he’d totally go to a pyromancer over a fortune teller any day of the week. Especially because he could easily, like, light a blunt while he watches the pyromancer. But not just any chode can become a mage, otherwise we’d all be trippin’ on Fourth of July! You gotta be certified to be a true pyromancer, at least that’s what the brochure said. I went to a little specialized school in an old auto-shop (don’t worry, people were

extremely covid-aware, like the whole staff wore ski-masks). I burned myself a ton, like, can you see how my left eyebrow is just growing back in? But man it was worth it. My certificate is coming in the mail, but I got the temporary diploma, retro-printed on an original dot-matrix printer. I was going to frame it, but I schlepped it up on the wall with some duct tape at least. Now it’s time to get some wood and charcoal or sticks and put them in the old grill kettle I got propped up on bricks in the backyard. I figure, get some lighter fluid, let the hot embers roast, and then spray it with some Pam when I do the conjuring and such. I think I’m ready for customers! Definitely ready for some visions too (I just puffed through a half-gram of some gnar ros). Last night my buddy came by and we built a bonfire to practice but we ended up burning one of his eyebrows off too. And I think I saw a vision of him getting some groceries, which ended up happening later on! So it’s not some sort of, you know, sham . I’m not a con artist . Anyway, I better go check my voicemail. This is exciting! Who would’ve thought. After a half year on the job search, I finally found my calling. This is the dream, sittin’ around, playing video games, waiting for customers to come by, so I can light my garbage on fire and tell them the funky stuff I see while I smake. It’s perfect, duders. Let’s just say the holidays came early for ol’ Hugh.

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Christember in Cannatown

Yes, Virginia, There is a St. Nickeljoint First published in the CannaTown Register , 1897

Dear Editor, I am 18 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Saint Nickeljoint. But my homie said, “If ya see it in Cannapages, it is so.” Please tell me the truth, is there a St. Nickeljoint? - Virginia O’Green Virginia, Those skeptic dudes are are wrong. They’ve been affected by the total drag of the downer age. They do not believe except what they smake. They think that nothing can be, which is not smake-able by their little bowls. All bowls, Virginia, whether they be men’s, or women’s, are little. In this great Canniverse of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, especially when medicated. Yes, Virginia, there is a St. Nickeljoint. He exists as certainly as sparkling flower, and hash oil, and keef-rolled wax-infused doobies, and you know that these things abound and give to our life its high- est, highest joy. And munchies. Alas! How big a bummer, would be the world if there were no St. Nickeljoint! As much a drag, as if there were no Virginias! There would be no illustrious highs, no jolts through the atmosphere, bitzkrieg smack-dabs or flying through space to make tolerable this existence. The eternal bowl with which cadet-hood fills the world, would be cashed out, cashed ! Not believe in St. Nickeljoint? You might as well not believe in Rupert the Red-eyed Reindeer! You might get your homies to watch all the couches in town, just to catch Nickeljoint crashing for a few hours, then roasting a bowl before duck-taping Zip-loc bags full of freshly-cured cannabis upon the mantel--but even if they didn’t see this very spectacle, what would that prove? Nobody sees St. Nickeljoint, not since he gave all his clothes and belongings away on the Amsterdam river flats in the 80’s. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t a Nickeljoint. The most real things in the world, are the things you only see when you’re higher than a kite and sitting in your own living room. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course you did, we all did, when the Durban Poison wax came through town. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders that are unseen, unless we keep smakin’ on that wax. Where was I? Oh, yes. Only a true, teary-eyed roast can push aside that curtain, to view the supernatural glory of cannabis beyond our wildest dreams. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world, there is nothing else that totally abides so hard. No St. Nickeljoint? Thank God he lives and he lives forever, up in the Highlands! A thousand years from now, maybe 4 times 20 years from now, he will continue to make glad the hearts of cadets!

Season's Greetings From Purp Yuletide greetin's, ya smooth bastards. Let me be the first to offer the most congenial of welcomes. Why am I so charitable on this crisp autumnal day? Because of the harvest, my vast bales of crops, hangin' to dry at the homestead. Y'all need some purp? I got that. I got that purp right here. And this ain't just any purp. This my friends is a special cultivar of grand delight, one entrusted to me by the divine. When the crop finishes curin', the holiday will suddenly fit together. All means of spectacular news will fly about the yuletide purp at Purp's Purp. Just you wait, for the headlines, for the front page photo- graphical documentation. That's right, it'll happen, sure and begorra, or my name ain't Bertrand DePurp the Third . Now I'm sure St. Nickel- joint will bless y'all this month, but remember, even the sparkliest elf- grown highlands nugget goes fast, especially 'round the family circle. Lest y'all cast yer winter stash to fortuity, y'all better stock up. She's a gorgeous goddess of flower and she goes quick. So, y'all need that purp? I got that, right here .

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Album Notes from Erickson “The Soundtrack to your Chill” Cat Stevens Teaser and the Firecat (50th Anniversary) Alright folks, it's anniversary time again. This one might seem slightly out of left field, although not as far out there as our Obscure October series (read at Cannapages.com).

White Denim Crystal Bullets / King Tears

Can a single be an album? Can an album exist if it is never formally acknowledged as such? In the curious case of White Denim's rollout of "Crystal Bullets / King Tears" as a 12", the answer is yes.

The Austin band dropped the pair of tunes digitally at the end of July. Shortly thereafter when the vinyl version appeared in stores, as needle

While this album will be getting the full 50th anniver- sary super-deluxe special sauce-lettuce cheese-pickles- onions treatment featuring a smatter- ing of demos, alter-

hit groove, unsuspecting fans were greeted to the realization that a nine-song effort was bestowed upon them, getting far more than they bargained for in the best way possible. While White Denim's website proudly pro- motes the single, as far as I can tell the only acknowledgment from James Petralli and co. that it is in fact a proper album, is courtesy of a single tweet in reply. Still not fully available digitally, I may never have heard the whole record without the ser- endipity of stumbling into a rip of the vinyl. One of the better albums I've heard this year, I can only hope it reaches a wider audience. The marketing tactics, or lack thereof, are fascinating. Perhaps that's the point. Maybe every so often, we can have nice things. This is as White as the Denim gets in Pe- tralli's world. Who knows if/when this would be 11th full-length LP will get a release in any other format. Whatever it is, it is undoubt- edly a worthy addition to their impressive catalogue of catchy groove rock. Notable Autumn: Checkout Sometimes I Might Be Introvert by UK rapper Little Simz. Septem- ber's album reveals an artist in total command, one unafraid to correctly assert her virtuosity, yet unwilling to engage in that which others fall prey to with the expectations of stardom.

nate takes, live versions, etc., on, curiously, November 12, it was in fact October 1, 1971, when Cat Stevens gave the world Teaser and the Firecat , solidifying his genteel place in the industry, and building upon the success of the more-fondly remembered today Tea for the Tillerman , released just 10 months prior. Depending on your familiarity with Cat Stevens, aka Yusuf Islam, aka Yusuf, aka Yusuf / Cat Stevens, you'll likely recognize multiple songs. "Peace Train" is the enduring tune, but "Morning Has Broken," "Bitterblue," and "Moonshadow" may well spark memories for listeners in melody if not in name. There are no frills on Teaser and the Firecat and no grand desire from the songwriter to make art for any other reason than channel- ing that which he knows, a necessary release valve. Pureness is the pervading quality. There is also no filler, just top-notch song- writing across this 33-minute masterpiece. And although Teaser's predecessor is widely regarded as the Englishman's peak, to me this 10-song effort represents the pinnacle of a fantastic career and comfortably resides in the upper echelon of the folk rock genre.

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Recipes from Cousin D Dan Henrickson, long-time friend of Cannapages, is a chef, actor, and all-around dope viking who uses his talents to pursue his dreams. Find him on Facebook and TikTok @TheCousinD for more infused recipes, cooking videos, and news about his upcoming reality show! Essential Hash Oil Mini Muffins These morsels have that texture you get from those big gas station muffins: moist, dense, yet fluffy. In this particular batch I used cinnamon baking chips and added cocoa to conjure a sort of Mexican chocolate zest. Ingredients: 3 sticks butter, softened 1 medicated stick butter, softened 4 eggs 1 cup white sugar 1 cup honey 2 cans sweetened condensed milk

Directions: To begin, premedicate one stick of butter with your preferred dosage. Preheat to 350° and gather your mini muffin tin and liners. Cream together all butter, sugar, eggs, honey, sour cream, milk and one cup of milk. Blend in the flour, baking powder, salt, pudding mix and baking chips. If the texture is a little bit dry, add the remaining half cup of milk. Note that cocoa powder was used for a ‘double chocolate effect’ -- but feel free to ex- periment with different puddings and chips. I used a handy #70 scoop to get the perfect heaping rounded dollop to nearly fill a liner. Bake at 350 for 20 minutes, or adjust to longer time for full-sized muffins. This recipe yields about 12 dozen. If you put in about 720 mg of active product that would give you 5 mg per muffin. You decide how strong they are! After you remove them from the tin to cool, wait approximately 10 min, then while still slightly warm, seal in ziploc bags to lock in moisture when they set. These are best eaten cool, for the full texture experience. Bon Appétit!

8 oz sour cream 1-1 1/2 cups milk 5 cups flour 2 tsp baking powder 1 tsp salt

2 small boxes chocolate pudding 1 cup of cocoa powder (optional) 2 bags your choice baking chips

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Independent Wellness Center 1000 W Apache Trail #108 ..................................... Apache Junction 480-983-5060 Southwest Medical Marijuana Evaluation Center 10320 W McDowell Rd #B2006.......................................... Avondale 480-656-2119 East Valley MMJ 821 W. Warner Rd ............................................. Chandler 800-614-9440 Green Leaf MMJ Clinic - Chandler 1989 W Elliot Rd Suite 29................................................... Chandler 480-656-1068 Naturahealth Integrative Medical Center 5055 W Ray Rd .................................................................. Chandler 480-634-5596 Altitude Cannabis Evaluations 519 N Leroux .............................. Flagstaff 928-719-7665 Grand Canyon Clinics 930 N Switzer Canyon Dr #104 ................ Flagstaff 928-499-3100 Marijuana Doctor (Flagstaff) 7121 US Highway 89 ...................... Flagstaff 928-774-6537 Green Cross Patient Center 2401 E Baseline Rd #101................... Gilbert 480-420-6582 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona 5656 S Power Rd #132 .......................................................... Gilbert 888-548-4846 Marijuana Evaluations 5925 W Olive Ave Suite 5........................ Glendale 602-466-7029 Dr. Barbara Dorf 701 N Stockton Hill Rd Suite D ........................... Kingman 929-000-0000 Havasu Certifications Mesquite Ave ............................... Lake Havasu City 928-453-0011 Valley Evaluation Centers 4830 N. Litchfield Rd. Suite #105 ............................... Litchfield Park 602-448-4655 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona 21300 North John Wayne Parkway Suite 112 .................... Maricopa 888-548-4846 Canna-Releaf 1155 S Power Rd. Suite #125 ...................................... Mesa 480-364-1338 Dr. Reeferalz 3550 E Broadway Rd..................................................... Mesa 480-478-0420 Half Baked Medical 2815 S. Alma School Rd. Suite 124 ......................................... Mesa 480-361-6010 Marijuana Doctor (Mesa) 7235 E. Hampton Ave #115 ...................... Mesa 480-966-6537 Marijuana Evaluations 1342 W University Dr ..................................... Mesa 480-466-7021 Sun Valley MMJ Certification Clinic 2011 E University Dr. #102 ....................................................... Mesa 623-847-6652 Trichrome Care Clinic 830 W Southern ave #5.................................. Mesa 480-649-3329 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona 10200 W Happy Valley Rd #135 ............................................. Peoria 888-548-4846 Arizona Green Life 11829 N. 19th Ave. .......................................... Phoenix 480-382-9451 Dr. Reeferalz 12202 N Cave Creek Road #135 ......................................... Phoenix 602-788-4420 4245 W Thomas Rd Ste 100 ................................................ Phoenix 480-420-3141 3243 E Indian School Rd...................................................... Phoenix 480-420-0882 Green Dream Doctors 3001 W Indian School Rd #311 ............................................ Phoenix 602-910-9628 Half Baked Medical 3245 E. Thomas Rd. Suite #1......................... Phoenix 602-795-4205 Marijuana Evaluations 1806 W Camelback Rd.............................. Phoenix 602-466-7029 MedEval Clinic 7540 N 19th Ave #102............................................ Phoenix 602-283-3188 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (Deer Valley) 20045 N. 19th Ave. Building 11 Suite 166 ...... Phoenix 888-548-4846 550 W Indian School Rd #122.............................................. Phoenix 888-548-4846 Mount Sinai Advanced Health Care 3333 E. Indian School Rd #4................................................ Phoenix 602-957-0543 Including Chandler, Flagstaff, Gilbert, Glendale, Mesa, Phoenix, Prescott, Prescott Valley, San Tan Valley, Scottsdale, Surprise, Tempe & Tucson Also Apache Junction, Avondale, Kingman, Lake Havasu City, Litchfield Park, Maricopa & Peoria Every attempt has been made to insure the accuracy of these listings and their inclusion. CANNAPAGES.COM does not accept responsibility or liability for any omissions or errors in your listing. For changes in your listing (name, address and telephone nunber), please contact us directly at 720-339-2259 or email [email protected]. For complete & searchable Arizona MMJ doctor listings visit www.cannapages.com PHOENIX APACHE JUNCTION MMJ Doctor Listings PAGE 22

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Natural Pain and Fatigue Relief Center 4206 E Chandler Blvd........................................................... Phoenix 480-888-0884 Red Lion Doctors 1950 E Watkins St #130 .................................... Phoenix 602-377-1798 Southwest Medical Marijuana Evaluation Center 12620 N. Cave Creek Rd. #7 ............................................... Phoenix 480-656-2119 Sun Valley MMJ Certification Clinic (Phoenix) 4218 W. Dunlap Ave ............................................ Phoenix 623-847-6652 (Scottsdale) 4015 E Bell Rd ................................................ Phoenix 623-847-6652 The Phoenix Certification Clinics 18631 N 19th Ave #154 ........................................................ Phoenix 623-322-4205 Marijuana Doctor (Prescott) 8198 E. Spouse Dr ........................... Prescott 928-774-6537 MJ Consulting, LLC 8540 East State Route 69................... Prescott Valley 928-772-2011 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (San Tan Valley) 85 West Combs Road Ste #109 .... San Tan Valley 888-548-4846 Affordable Evaluations of Arizona (AEAZ) 6730 E McDowell, Suite 115............................................. Scottsdale 480-420-4756 AZ Medical Marijuana Doctor 7272 E Indian School Rd #540......................................... Scottsdale 623-295-9382 AZMMCC 10435 N. Scottsdale Rd............................................... Scottsdale 480-994-0420 Cannabis Certification Centers 5743 E Thomas Rd #105.................................................. Scottsdale 800-880-6563 Green Star Doctors 2515 N. Scottsdale Rd. #11........................ Scottsdale 480-695-2545 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (N Scottsdale) 8700 E. Pinnacle Peak Rd Suite 109 ....... Scottsdale 888-548-4846 Southwest Medical Marijuana Evaluation Center 7272 E Indian School Rd #540......................................... Scottsdale 480-656-2119 The Phoenix Certification Clinics (By appointment) 7450 E Pinnacle Peak Rd #154 .......... Scottsdale 623-322-4205 Sun Valley MMJ Certification Clinic (Surprise) 12801 W. Bell Rd #119 ...................................... Surprise 623-847-6652 Cannabis Patient Evaluation Center 2062 E. Southern Ave............................................................. Tempe 800-496-3024 Dr. Reeferalz 930 W Broadway #3 .................................................... Tempe 480-968-4208 Health First Medical Marijuana Certification Center 2525 S. Rural Rd. Suite 11N #A2 ........................................... Tempe 602-595-6656 IRIE Natural Health Center 6625 South Rural Road #103 ............... Tempe 480-341-9400 Marijuana Doctor (Tempe) 49 W. Southern Ave #3 ......................... Tempe 480-966-6537 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona 2600 E Southern Ave Suite G................................................. Tempe 888-548-4846 Professional Evaluation Center 123 E. Baseline Rd. #D203 .......... Tempe 480-304-2061 Stone Naturopathic 2210 S Mill Avenue Suite B-9........................... Tempe 480-331-7353 The Phoenix Certification Clinics (By appointment) 2169 E. Warner Road #101 ...................... Tempe 623-322-4205 Chelson Naturopathic Physician Please call for Office Directions ............................................. Tucson 520-437-9562 Dr. Heather Moroso 548 E. Speedway Blvd. ................................... Tucson 520-495-4054 Dr. IV:XX 408 E 7th St....................................................................... Tucson 520-449-9614 Dr. Reeferalz 2239 E Broadway Blvd ............................................... Tucson 520-623-0420 Genesis Natural Medicine Center 3920 N. Campbell Avenue..................................................... Tucson 520-495-4400 Medical Marijuana Card Certification Centers of Arizona (Tucson) 622 N Country Club Rd Suite B ............................. Tucson 888-548-4846 Natural Healing Care Center 2230 E. Speedway Blvd. Ste. 140 ......................................... Tucson 520-323-0069 Sun Valley MMJ Certification Clinic 7074 E Speedway Blvd......... Tucson 520-585-5850 Tumbleweeds Health Center 4826 E. Broadway Blvd. ................... Tucson 520-838-4430

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APACHE JUNCTION Nature’s Wonder Dispensary 260 W Apache Trail Dr...... Apache Junction 480-982-1529 NIRVANA CENTER 1985 W. Apache Trail STE 4...... Apache Junction 480-935-1090 see ad on page 54 Harvest of Avondale 3828 S Vermeersch Rd ............................... Avondale 623-792-5032 Green Farmacy 1191 S Naco Hwy .................................................... Bisbee 520-686-8708 DEBBIE’S DISPENSARY 3550 North Ln. STE 110 ................. Bullhead City 833-332-2437 see ad on inside front cover - cannasavers page 73 Harvest of Casa Grande 1860 E Salk Dr Ste B1.................. Casa Grande 520-350-9880 Cave Creek Cannabis 6812 E Cave Creek Rd STE 3.............. Cave Creek 480-488-2979 Harvest of Chandler 13433 E. Chandler Blvd. Ste A & B ............. Chandler 480-439-7771 OASIS CANNABIS (N. Chandler) 17006 S Weber Dr ........ Chandler 480-626-7333 (S. Chandler) 26427 S Arizona Ave ..... Chandler 602-903-3665 see ad on inside back cover - cannasavers page 77 Sticky Saguaro 12338 E Riggs Rd ............................................... Chandler 602-644-9188 Territory Dispensary 7200 W Chandler Blvd #7........................... Chandler 480-636-8032 Arizona MMJ Trading Company 1302 W Industrial Dr BLDG 7 .............................................. Coolidge 520-723-7710 Harvest 675 E SR 89A............................................................... Cottonwood 928-634-5233 Harvest of Cottonwood 2400 E SR 89A .................................. Cottonwood 928-634-5233 Arizona Cannabis Society 8376 N El Mirage Rd BLDG 2, STE 2 ................................ El Mirage 888-249-2927 WAM 12550 W Thunderbird Rd STE 114B .................................... El Mirage 623-478-2233 GREENPHARMS Dispensary 7121 N HWY 89 ............................. Flagstaff 928-522-6337 High Mountain Health 1250 S Plaza Way STE A.......................... Flagstaff 928-774-5467 Noble Herb 460 N Switzer Canyon Dr STE 100............................. Flagstaff 928-351-7775 Nature’s Medicines 16913 E Enterprise Dr ........................... Fountain Hills 480-420-3135 Curaleaf 175 S Hamilton Pl Bldg 4 Ste 110 ....................................... Gilbert 480-361-0078 Arizona Organix 5301 W Glendale Ave ........................................ Glendale 623-937-2752 Curaleaf 8160 W Union Hills Dr STE A106 .................................... Glendale 623-385-1310 Harvest of Glendale 13631 N 59th Ave ........................................ Glendale 480-531-1172 Nature’s Medicines 6840 Grand Ave. ........................................... Glendale 602-642-6600 OASIS CANNABIS (Glendale) 6676 W Bell Rd. ................. Glendale 623-295-1788 see ad on inside back cover - cannasavers page 77 Ponderosa Releaf 9240 W Northern Ave STE 103B .................... Glendale 623-877-3934 Reef Dispensaries 5558 W Bell Rd .............................................. Glendale 602-535-0999 GLENDALE Including Chandler, El Mirage, Flagstaff, Glendale, Goodyear, Kingman, Mesa, Payson, Phoenix, Prescott, Scottsdale, Tempe, & Tucson Also Apache Junction, Avondale, Bisbee, Bullhead City, Casa Grande, Cave Creek, Coolidge, Cottonwood, Fountain Hills, Gilbert, Green Valley, Guadalupe Lake Havasu, New River, Oracle, Peoria, Queen Creek, Safford, Sedona, Show Low, Sun City, Taylor, Tolleson, Youngtown & Yuma Every attempt has been made to insure the accuracy of these listings and their inclusion. CANNAPAGES.COM does not accept responsibility or liability for any omissions or errors in your listing. For changes in your listing (name, address and telephone nunber), please contact us directly at 720-339-2259 or email [email protected]. For complete & searchable Arizona dispensary listings visit www.cannapages.com RECREATIONAL + MEDICAL MEDICAL KEY: